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Came third in the Desert Classic Pro–am
I played my worst game for ages, nerves probably. I managed to get on the score sheet with three net birdies. Trouble is when I got a rare par, some other bugger in the team got a birdie!!
I’m going to stick to Fishing! Read more…
I see the Iraq inquiry is going well.
I see the Iraq inquiry is going well. I wish I was on the panel.
‘So, Mr Blair, did that nasty George Bush make you send British troops to war?’
‘Now Mr Hoon, did you know that you were considered the worst defence secretary ever, and the troops call you Buff?’
Did you see those guys wriggle? Blair looks positively haunted. So he should be. Not for sending our blokes to war, but for buggering up our country and dumping that twat of a Prime Minister on us.
If I ruled the world…….
It’s nice and warm here in Dubai. It’s about 70 degrees. He He ……
It’s freezing in the UK. The whole country is white.……Can I say that? The councils have run out of grit. The pipes are frozen and some bloke wants him and his mates to protest in Wootton Bassett. Mind you, he has every right to. After all, isn’t that what our troops are fighting for in the “Stan”?.. Democracy? That, and a chance to shoot Ross Kemp. Just kidding. Keep up the good work mate (Do you think he looks like a dolphin?) Read more…
Merry Christmas
Xmas is on the way. I can tell because my new DVD ‘If I ruled the world’ is in the shops. I hope you all go and buy one; in fact buy two! I’ve always wanted to be in the WH Smith’s top ten! I enjoyed making this one and the BUM BUM joke is me at my best (if I do say so myself). Jethro and I always have a little bet to see who sells the most. So….out you go and buy another three, they make great presents. Read more…
Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister
“Get me a rope before Mandelson wipes us all out”
- Jeremy Clarkson
Times Online 8th November 2009
I’ve given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I’m afraid I’ve decided that it’s no good putting Peter Mandelson in a prison. I’m afraid he will have to be tied to the front of a van and driven round the country until he isn’t alive any more. Read more…
The Town Time Forgot
No one likes change. Why fix something that hasn’t been broken?
This seems to be the theme of Lancaster.
It was a wet and cold Monday as I arrived in this pretty Lancashire town, to perform at the Grand. It only holds 400 people but it’s on the way south. I played Carlisle the night before, a leisure centre that doubles as a luxury theatre! Read more…
The November gigs
You couldn’t make this up.
I flew from Dubai British airways! This is the second time I’ve done it lately. The reason I did was that someone else paid and I had no choice. However, I take back a lot of the things I said about them.
Well, some of the things. As I sit in my hotel room writing this, BA have announced two hundred and fifty million pound losses in six months. I know they must be pulling their hair out at BA mission control. They want to get rid of a load of their cabin staff apparently. Well, judging by the look of most of them, just wait a couple of years and most of them would have died of old age! Read more…
If I ruled the world
The new DVD was recorded at the beginning of October in Southend. Recorded live in front of 2400 people over two nights…. it was great! A load of new stuff and a great version of Stevie Farr’s “ORAL-B!”
It’s always a worry doing a new DVD; you have to hit the ground running, so to speak. So I flew back to UK early and did a couple of warm ups. Read more…
Keith Floyd
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What rotten news that Keith Floyd has died. He’d just got a new book coming out a great new girlfriend and wollop!!….Not fair is it.
I shall be at his funeral with a lot of his old friends. I hear that the bloke who gave him the kiss of life is still pissed. Read more…
